... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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