My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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