No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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