rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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