Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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