At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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