is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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