making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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