WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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