he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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