What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You may now shotgun with the bride
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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