508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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