is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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