The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will be naked everywhere
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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