It's Friday. Sex?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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