with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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