Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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