I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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