I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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