you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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