so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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