Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it glows. i had to have it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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