i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
