he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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