Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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