I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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