census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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