Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fuck appropriateness.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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