i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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