You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize