My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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