So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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