Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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