she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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