He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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