Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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