Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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