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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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