took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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