we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
another moral hangover. fuck.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Quick, to the slutcave!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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