I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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