I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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