Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
