i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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