she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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