i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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