My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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