All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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