If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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