So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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