well you can't waste a boner
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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