I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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