Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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