i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
vagina is talking i cant
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Holy shit dude........stairs
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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