Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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